Assignment 3

The ”Flexible Flyer Snowball Maker” deserves to be Christmas Gift of the Year 2010!

“Be the envy of the neighborhood kids next time it snows with this snowball maker by Flexible Flyer. Designed to make a perfectly round snowball every time, this set has molded handles so it can be used easily by age 4 all the way to adult. This would make a great stocking stuffer, too”.

Most people know the feeling of getting a snowball right in the face by some youngster who could not resist the temptation of humiliating a person in front of a crowd. We, who have been exposed to this, know exactly how it feels to wipe the snow off our face in embarrasment, and keep on walking. But how would we feel, if we only had something to counter these young boys or girls with, something that made us to want to fight back and most definitely win the battle? The answer is the “Flexible Flyer Snowball Maker”.

There are many convincing reasons for purchasing this product and give it as a Christmas gift, and the strongest of them is definitely that, the person who receives it will become the coolest and most respected person in the neighbourhood, irrespective of his or her age. If one learns to handle this tool in the right and the cleverest way, no one is likely to ever win over you in a snowball-fight. When you gain this proficiency, the “Flexible Flyer” will produce the most perfectly round and firm snowballs rapidly, which will make it easy for you to throw a great number of snowballs during a short time. The person will undoubtedly become the ruler of the roost.

The “Flexible Flyer” is, in spite of its great qualities, a very cheap product. It is available in stores and on the Internet for an extremely agreeable sum of money, which is 5,50 dollars. This enables individuals or families with lower incomes to consume it, which is great while it is easy to use and can enjoy everyone in the family; children as much as adults.

Another reason to buy this product is the fact that everyone who likes snowball-fights is going to want to challenge the receiver of the gift in order to see whether the tool is actually as good as it is rumoured. Consequently, the person will have the opportunity to prove his or her superiority, and at the same time make new friends by letting them try the “Flexible Flyer”.

Something that might trouble the owner of the snowball maker would be if someone in the neighbourhood also bought the product, which would threaten the first owner’s ruling position. In this case, there is no need to be worried, as it will definitely increase the excitement to know which one of them is considered the strongest snowball-fighter. While the former challengers probably have grown tired of being defeated by you, and the snowball-fights have therefore diminished in number, this is a great opportunity to determine the person’s position. There will definitely be more snowball-fights, and the winner will become even more glorious.

The “Flexible Flyer Snowball Maker” should not be seen as a toy, but as a tool that can help the receiver gain the courage to fight back when he or she is being humiliated by irritating youngsters, or only in order to prove his or her strengths in snowball-fights in the neighbourhood. It is cheap and easy to use, and irrespective of the receiver’s age, the product will give him or her great amusement during many future winters.